Ok, I can admit it, I am an avid reader of the free newspaper Metro Boston. But today, I was shocked to open up the Entertainment section to see their champagne review. The first line of the article was "Step away from the $5 Andre." How could they tell people to step away from the Andre? Andre is the finest champagne produced on this earth, and it will be my drink of choice this New Years. It comes in such classic flavors such as Pink and Peach (as well as the boring ones, Brut, etc.). And why would you drink fancy champagne when you can drink sketchy champagne with a website that doesn't work?

I would threaten to boycott the Metro, but that would just be a lie, because I have no other entertainment on the T. Maybe I should send this in as a letter to the editor.